Tuesday, October 28, 2008

Russia's new cold war weapon

And people laughed at me when I said that moths were my nemesis, my greatest fear, my ultimate revulsion, my... well, you get the picture. Check THIS out:

MOTHS EVOLVING INTO VAMPIRE DEATH CREATURES!!!

Now, I may not agree with all those nutty Creationists out there (if you are nutty, no offense, by the way). But this may get me me start classifying evolution as "evil" alright. Just imagine. Moths starting to suck blood. I mean, it is bad enough when they are eating my clothes, stealing my money, and assaulting my women. But sucking out my life force?! I wont let them! You may think I am overreacting. You may be thinking, "c'mon ryan" mosquitoes, horse flies, and the IRS has been sucking the life out of you for years"! Yes, but those things wouldn't do this to your daughters!


11 comments:

Jenn said...

Ryan, I can't get the link to work! But that moth reminds me of the "Black Bombers" we used to get in Mexico when I was a wee child.

Afshaan said...

oh my goodness... the size of that moth is horrifying! what is the world coming to?

danile said...

i happen to like moths.

dniiale said...

p.s. the link has too many http://s in it. just select the part after the first http://

Ryan said...

there. The link should work now.

Ryan said...

there. The link should work now.

Afshaan said...

there. should the link work now?

Jenn said...

Frightening! Most disturbing is that that man is letting the moth feed on his lower lip. What's that all about?

Ica Marie said...

okay. I question the accuracy of that photo. We all saw the video. We know that the vampire moths are only about the size of a 20 cent piece, at largest. And that little girl looks a bit too happy to have the blood being sucked out of her chest.
Photoshop?
Plastic moth?
Where did this "evidence" come from, exactly...?

Ryan said...

yes. ok. so vampire moths are limited to the small ones in russia right now. but if those guys have evolved into their true evil form, how long do you think it will take the other species, including the honking big ones, to get on the bandwagon? Not long, I say. Not long.

RePete said...

i couldn't bring myself to watch the video