a letter from mother russia
Its funny how the dumb things you do in college later come back to haunt you later in life. Today I received an email from an unknown sender. The name looked Russian, but I know very few russians, and this wasn't one of them. Now, back in freshman year, the guys from Wood Hall and I somehow ended up looking online for Russian mail order brides. We wanted to "order" one for our friend Ed, but only to realize that they can't be ordered per say. Nonetheless, the whole thing provided an evening of hilarity. However, I must have put my email address in one of the websites somewhere back in the day, because today I received an email from one of the brides to be (my comments in bold): Hello, my gentleman (I dont get many letters that start like that unfortunately, though I wish she had said "gentleman lover") I hope that when you receive this letter, you won't close it without signs of attention and interest. (clearly I didnt) I am writing to you in order to s...