Wow... how dumb can you get.

This was sent to me by my friend alex oldfield, from England. He swears that it is true... and it wouldn't suprise me if it was. Charles, I am happy that you are in the airforce.





The following is the transcript of an ACTUAL radio conversation in

October 1995, between a US Navy ship and The British authorities, near the coast

of England. The transcript was released by the MOD on 10/10/95.



BRITISH: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the South, to avoid

collision.



U.S. NAVY: Recommend you divert YOUR course 15 degrees to the North, to

avoid a collision.



BRITISH: Negative. You will have to divert your course 15 degrees to

the South to avoid a collision.



U.S. NAVY: This is the Captain of U.S. Navy ship. I say again, divert

YOUR course.



BRITISH: Negative. I say again. You will have to divert your course.



U.S. NAVY: This is the aircraft carrier USS Lincoln, the second largest

ship in the United States Atlantic Fleet. We are accompanied by three destroyers,

three cruisers and numerous support vessels. I demand that you change your

course 15 degrees North. That's 15 degrees North, or counter measures will be

undertaken to ensure the safety of this ship.













BRITISH: We are a lighthouse. F**K O**.

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